I remember the Good Ole Days
I remember when I wasn't an only child.
I remember when my "friends' asked McCall if she wanted to "go out" with me in the 6th grade (Yeah she said No)
I remember Mrs. Ludlum or should I say Mrs. Ludlumps (yeah i was a messed up 1st grader)
I remember my very first kiss.... She puckerd... I didn't.... Awkward.
I remember pulling my first all nighter.
And I remember those summer nights as a kid when life was simple and the only thing I had to worry about is if I was having fun or not.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Let me Instruct you.
How to have some class-
Dress to impress.
Be a decent human being.
Be respectful.
Wear a watch.
Skinny ties are recommended but not required.
Own a Suit that fits well.
Wear that Suit on any occasion that is appropriate.
But most important thing of all don't act like a jack ass just because you dress classy you have to act the part too.
Dress to impress.
Be a decent human being.
Be respectful.
Wear a watch.
Skinny ties are recommended but not required.
Own a Suit that fits well.
Wear that Suit on any occasion that is appropriate.
But most important thing of all don't act like a jack ass just because you dress classy you have to act the part too.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Talking to the Tweeters
Guy 1:Well hey there you should follow me
Guy 2:Umm why would I do that?
Guy 1:Because I'm cool, and if you don't next time I see you I will make things very awkward by mentioning how I followed you and you didn't follow back.
Guy 2:Oh..... Well I guess I'll follow you back to avoid that moment.......
Guy 1:Good choice, Plus every once in a while I might tweet something worth your while... but don't count on it okay....
Guy 2:Umm why would I do that?
Guy 1:Because I'm cool, and if you don't next time I see you I will make things very awkward by mentioning how I followed you and you didn't follow back.
Guy 2:Oh..... Well I guess I'll follow you back to avoid that moment.......
Guy 1:Good choice, Plus every once in a while I might tweet something worth your while... but don't count on it okay....
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Three Plus Three Equals Heart?
MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU.
Like remember that one time,
Slow dancing in a burning room
That was amazing... I mean
When a Man loves a Woman
Like this you cant just ignore it.... I mean
I Will Follow You Into The Dark
!!!!!
You Can Do Better Than me,
but
I Cant Do Better Than You.
But it turns out
YOU ARE A MURDERER OF LOVE!!!!!
3+3= <3
Like remember that one time,
Slow dancing in a burning room
That was amazing... I mean
When a Man loves a Woman
Like this you cant just ignore it.... I mean
I Will Follow You Into The Dark
!!!!!
You Can Do Better Than me,
but
I Cant Do Better Than You.
But it turns out
YOU ARE A MURDERER OF LOVE!!!!!
3+3= <3
Monday, March 18, 2013
My Best Friend
I think everyone has to have a best friend, You know just someone you can vent things to and tell almost everything to?
To be honest I don't know where I would be without mine... probably dead.
You know someone that not even some girl can get in-between you guys because you value your relationship more than some tap and a relationship that would have lasted a couple months (if that).
I couldn't ask for a better best friend to be honest hes like my brother but the way black people mean it because I feel like that is a lot more meaningful. Oh you know that's right.
So this is a S/O to my Brother from another!
aka stor-dog
To be honest I don't know where I would be without mine... probably dead.
You know someone that not even some girl can get in-between you guys because you value your relationship more than some tap and a relationship that would have lasted a couple months (if that).
I couldn't ask for a better best friend to be honest hes like my brother but the way black people mean it because I feel like that is a lot more meaningful. Oh you know that's right.
So this is a S/O to my Brother from another!
aka stor-dog
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
The Unknown
Have you ever thought how insignificant the human race could be?
I mean if we don't know of any aliens... they don't know of us (fingers crossed)
Therefore making us unknown...
And who really understands the Unkown (spoiler alert NO ONE)
Therefore no one knows/understands the Unkown (that's why its called the unknown duh...)
So from that we know why a lot of people dont talk about the unkown (because its unpredictable)
AND NO ONE LIKES UNPREDICTABLE (or in other words it scares us)
(space picture)
(cool alien picture)
(dark night sky picture)
(galaxy picture)
I mean if we don't know of any aliens... they don't know of us (fingers crossed)
Therefore making us unknown...
And who really understands the Unkown (spoiler alert NO ONE)
Therefore no one knows/understands the Unkown (that's why its called the unknown duh...)
So from that we know why a lot of people dont talk about the unkown (because its unpredictable)
AND NO ONE LIKES UNPREDICTABLE (or in other words it scares us)
(space picture)
(cool alien picture)
(dark night sky picture)
(galaxy picture)
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Almost
Artist: Bowling For Soup.
This song is Amazing.
Simple as that.
Go listen to it.
This song is about ALMOST doing things in life, but not quite getting there. In my life I don't want to almost do things. I want to do them.
YOLO? Am I Right??
This song is Amazing.
Simple as that.
Go listen to it.
This song is about ALMOST doing things in life, but not quite getting there. In my life I don't want to almost do things. I want to do them.
YOLO? Am I Right??
Grim Reaper Has Come
DEATH
...................................
Isn't it a bit scary?
........................
I think it is.
......................
I mean really though.
.....................
I FEAR DEATH.
....................
What if you die before you experience stuff that you want to?
....................
That would SUCK.
...................
What stuff?
...................
Getting married? Having kids? Being successful?
.....................
That is what stuff.
....................
When the Grim Reaper comes and I'm not ready.
...................
I'm going to tell him to back the HELL off...
...................
Or tell him to go back to HELL.
..................
They both work.
................
Ps; Fearing DEATH is not irrational.
...................................
Isn't it a bit scary?
........................
I think it is.
......................
I mean really though.
.....................
I FEAR DEATH.
....................
What if you die before you experience stuff that you want to?
....................
That would SUCK.
...................
What stuff?
...................
Getting married? Having kids? Being successful?
.....................
That is what stuff.
....................
When the Grim Reaper comes and I'm not ready.
...................
I'm going to tell him to back the HELL off...
...................
Or tell him to go back to HELL.
..................
They both work.
................
Ps; Fearing DEATH is not irrational.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
I was walking down the street
When out the corner of my eye,
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said I never seen a man,
Who looks so all alone,
Oh, could you use a little company?
If you could pay the right price,
Your evening will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my way,
I said you're such a sweet young thing,
The way you do this to yourself.
She looked at me and this is what she said.
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know, I wish, I could,
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Not even 15 minutes later,
After walking down the street,
When I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight,
And then he swept up from behind,
He put a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight,
He said give me all you've got,
I want your money not your life,
If you try to make a move I won't think twice,
I told him you can have my cash,
But first you know I've got to ask,
What made you want to live this kind of life?
He said there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Well now a couple hours passed,
And I was sitting in my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end,
And so I turn to the TV,
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend,
I saw a preacher man in cuffs
He'd taken money from the church,
He'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much
Because I know we're all the same,
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.
You know there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
We got bills to pay
We got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no we can't slow down,
We can't hold back
Though you know we wish we could.
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Some people do things not because they want to but just to get through the day, the week, the month, the year.
When out the corner of my eye,
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said I never seen a man,
Who looks so all alone,
Oh, could you use a little company?
If you could pay the right price,
Your evening will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my way,
I said you're such a sweet young thing,
The way you do this to yourself.
She looked at me and this is what she said.
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know, I wish, I could,
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Not even 15 minutes later,
After walking down the street,
When I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight,
And then he swept up from behind,
He put a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight,
He said give me all you've got,
I want your money not your life,
If you try to make a move I won't think twice,
I told him you can have my cash,
But first you know I've got to ask,
What made you want to live this kind of life?
He said there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Well now a couple hours passed,
And I was sitting in my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end,
And so I turn to the TV,
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend,
I saw a preacher man in cuffs
He'd taken money from the church,
He'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much
Because I know we're all the same,
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.
You know there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
We got bills to pay
We got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no we can't slow down,
We can't hold back
Though you know we wish we could.
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.
Some people do things not because they want to but just to get through the day, the week, the month, the year.
You Are On My Mind
You're on my mind...
and I'm thinking about you...
Hope you're thinking about me too...
Because I'm thinking about you...
Like Math thinks about equations...
Like English thinks about essays....
Like Science thinks about experiments...
Or History thinks about The Holy Roman Empire...
I'm thinking about you like J.K. Rolling thinks about writing...
And Harry Potter thinks about magic...
I'm thinking about you like MJ thinks about Basketball...
Or how MJ thinks about moonwalking...
I'm thinking about you like Hipsters think about that top button...
and how that top button separates them from the others...
Just like that top button you're different than those other girls...
Just want you to know you're on my mind...
And that I'm thinking about you...
Hope you're thinking about me too....
and I'm thinking about you...
Hope you're thinking about me too...
Because I'm thinking about you...
Like Math thinks about equations...
Like English thinks about essays....
Like Science thinks about experiments...
Or History thinks about The Holy Roman Empire...
I'm thinking about you like J.K. Rolling thinks about writing...
And Harry Potter thinks about magic...
I'm thinking about you like MJ thinks about Basketball...
Or how MJ thinks about moonwalking...
I'm thinking about you like Hipsters think about that top button...
and how that top button separates them from the others...
Just like that top button you're different than those other girls...
Just want you to know you're on my mind...
And that I'm thinking about you...
Hope you're thinking about me too....
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Shoot its your birthday?
Or shoot yesterday was your birthday? This is the worst feeling... that happens to me far too often.. for example one of my best friends birthdays one day and I saw him a couple days after but before i saw him one of my other friends mentioned it was his birthday.... guess what I didn't do? guess i dare you... Yep didn't even tell him happy birthday.. and when I saw him I could feel him thinking "what a jerk, he didn't wish me happy birthday" and So I am just like happy birthday! Tell him I got him a present and give him a piece of gum... What a great recovery!!
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more! But really what is love? I guess i think it is a feeling... Something that is cruel.. Something that is also enjoyable? is that even possible? Well i don't know if it is because to be honest I don't believe I have ever been truly in love... I have maybe felt things that go along with love but never have actually been IN love with someone... So to be honest with all of you, You shouldn't be asking me what love is... because I don't know what it is, probably question to be answered by future me.
The Dream
The Dream. this is the name of my blog for the time being... because in this blog i will probably be posting a lot about my dreams and my goals and seeing how I am a senior it all became real... growing up... moving out... what I am going to do with my with my life.. will i be successful? or will I end up getting a job that I hate and barley getting through life... but ill try to focus on my dreams more than my worries in the real world after high school.
Alive
Am I alive? to answer that question i know i am alive..... but there is a difference between being alive and actually living, a big difference that is being alive is just having your heart beating... actually living is the hard part about life. Actually living is doing things that make you happy and beneficial in the long run. Am I human? of course I am human..... next question please. How are humans different from robots? Humans are different then robots because humans can feel... feel hurt... feel accepted... feel wronged... feel stupid... feel loved.
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Introduction
Welp here is my introduction and to be honest I'm really not sure what exactly I am suppose to do here as in with this introduction post and with this whole blogging thing... Soooo I guess I will tell you why I chose Mc ClapYourHands as my pen name, and that reason is kind of stupid but it is because it is from a hilarious show that I like to watch called Psych.
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