The Good Ole Days

I remember the Good Ole Days

I remember when I wasn't an only child.

I remember when my "friends' asked McCall if she wanted to "go out" with me in the 6th grade (Yeah she said No)

I remember Mrs. Ludlum or should I say Mrs. Ludlumps (yeah i was a messed up 1st grader)

I remember my very first kiss.... She puckerd... I didn't.... Awkward.

I remember pulling my first all nighter.

And I remember those summer nights as a kid when life was simple and the only thing I had to worry about is if I was having fun or not.

Let me Instruct you.

How to have some class-

Dress to impress.

Be a decent human being.

Be respectful.

Wear a watch.

Skinny ties are recommended but not required.

Own a Suit that fits well.

Wear that Suit on any occasion that is appropriate.

But most important thing of all don't act like a jack ass just because you dress classy you have to act the part too.

Talking to the Tweeters

Guy 1:Well hey there you should follow me

Guy 2:Umm why would I do that?

Guy 1:Because I'm cool, and if you don't next time I see you I will make things very awkward by mentioning how I followed you and you didn't follow back.

Guy 2:Oh..... Well I guess I'll follow you back to avoid that moment.......

Guy 1:Good choice, Plus every once in a while I might tweet something worth your while... but don't count on it okay....

White Out? (poetry)

Thanksgiving Night

I Think I Ate Too Much...

Thanksgiving Morning

I Skipped Breakfest... And Im Starving!

Three Plus Three Equals Heart?

MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU. 
Like remember that one time,  

Slow dancing in a burning room  
That was amazing... I mean  

When a Man loves a Woman  
Like this you cant just ignore it.... I mean  

I Will Follow You Into The Dark
!!!!!  

You Can Do Better Than me, 
but 

I Cant Do Better Than You.  
But it turns out


YOU ARE A MURDERER OF LOVE!!!!!

3+3= <3